Ivo makes Alex the perfect dippy egg
Here's a brief description of the contestant's attempt. Someone's probably working writing up more detail!
Ivo initially bowled the bowling ball all the way to the gate, before requesting Alex's shoes and spending a long time trying to make him the perfect dippy boiled egg. Having presented Alex with the egg, he grabbed his shoes and ran to hit the bell with the bowling ball. After bashing the bell, Ivo drank Alex's milk and exclaimed "It's my milk now", thus coining the episode's title. Despite bashing the bell with the bowling ball in 19 minutes and 44 seconds, he both touched the real grass and put the plinth with Alex's food on the fake grass, so was disqualified.
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