Episode 6: It's my milk now

Episode synopsis

In this episode, the contestants must bring in the best thing to play about with in their bathroom, perform a poignant domestic scene with an imaginary companion, efficiently shell an egg, bash a big bell with a bowling ball, and play a game of story-time chairs.

Title context

"It's my milk now" was stated to Alex by Ivo Graham, during the 'Bash the big bell with the bowling ball' task.

Alternate Titles

• On Finland's MTV Katsomo streaming platform, this episode is titled 'Se on nyt minun maitoni', which translates as 'It's my milk now'. [Translator credit: zador]
• On Norway's Discovery+ Norge streaming platform, this episode is titled 'Nå er det min melk', which translates as 'Now it's my milk'. Note: this Norwegian translation of the title only appears in the subtitles for the episode, whereas the episode title listed on the platform is the original English title. [Translator credit: Jan Harald]

Taskmaster Intro

Hello! I'm Greg Davies. Welcome to Taskmaster, and - spoiler alert - I don't know everything. I don't know how the pyramids were built. I can't explain nuclear fusion. I don't know what butter is. What is it? No-one knows really. Off-milk? Try spreading off-milk on your kids' toast. They'll be off school for a fortnight, you idiot. So, why would five comedians risk everything to win a trophy that doesn't look like anyone? It's not me - I've had a beard for five years. It doesn't matter. The point is, we don't need to know the answer to everything. Sometimes we just need to... drink it in.

Assistant Intro

And next to me, the chips to my fish, the nut to my bolt, the toilet bowl to my heavy beef lunch... It is... little Alex Horne!

Taskmaster's Sign-off

If you ever find yourself lying in bed alone and you get a pleasant feeling that you maybe haven't felt for a long time, relax. It's good news. Salvatore lived, and you're about to get your body rocked.