Pirjo’s suggestive toothbrush

Pirjo searches the shed for building materials, and finds a long plank of wood and a pipe. She gaffer-tapes the toothbrush to the wood, and then extends the contraption’s length further by gaffer-taping the pipe onto it. She stands as far from Pilvi as she can, and holds her heavy contraption steady, encouraging Pilvi to bob her head back and forth while the toothbrush is in her mouth, as it is likely safer than her thrusting the heavy device towards Pilvi’s head. This has the unfortunate side-effect of making it appear as if Pilvi is performing oral sex on the toothbrush. Pirjo brushes Pilvi’s teeth from a distance of 3 metres and 32 centimetres, and she comes third.

(Written by Jenny R and proofread by Karl Craven)