Steinar's disrespected hair remover

Steinar brings in a nose- and ear-hair remover he bought about 13 years ago.

He claims it doesn’t get enough attention, stating that no-one knows who invented it, even though someone must have. He also demonstrates the prize, using it on both nostrils and one of his ears.

He is awarded last place.

(Written by Will G and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected and adjusted by: David Fuller)