Amir's duck penis

Here's a description of the contestant's attempt. Someone's probably working on collecting some images to illustrate it.

Amir brings in a picture of a duck with its penis extended, which is much longer than the duck itself. He says the picture gives him confidence, as it reminds him that it is possible to have things longer than yourself. He earns third place.

(Written by Will G and edited by Karl Craven)