Steinar's oversized cotton bud

Steinar brings in a comically large cotton bud, which he says he found in his bathroom with the rest of the cotton buds.

However, Einar argues that because Steinar’s large cotton bud is a perfectly scaled-up version of a regular one, it is therefore perfectly proportioned – that it would only have been too long if the cotton bits on the ends were the same size as on a normal cotton bud.

Steinar earns second place.

(Written by Will G and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected and adjusted by: David Fuller)