Pirjo uses love

Pirjo realises that a dreadful ASMR experience would likely include an irritating voice, and so tries a few out on Pilvi, to see what might annoy her. Pirjo then searches the kitchen for interesting sounds to use in her presentation. Pirjo’s ASMR experience generally consists of her whispering statements of affirmation to Pilvi, such as “you are worth loving” and “you are safe”. She punctuates the silence in between with various noises, such as a tape measure sliding in and out of its casing, squelching her wet hands together, and squeezing ketchup out of a half-empty bottle. In the studio, Pirjo admits that she initially she found Pirjo’s performance more empowering than distressing but that, near the end, she did find it quite distressing, as she felt it started to give off “stalker vibes”. Pirjo earns joint fourth place.

(Written by Jenny R and proofread by Karl Craven)