Siri draws a dick

Unlike the other contestants, Siri decides to stick with her initial, phallic idea, and draw a flaccid penis to show the 'evolution of her sense of humour' since drawing penises on school chalkboards as a youth.

She carefully writes the words "La stå" ('leave it/do not erase') across the field before starting on her penis.

She twists some grass at the starting point, to help her find her way back, and begins to draw the balls. She then fails to find her twisted grass, has to reset, and makes an 'emergency' penis instead.

She makes sure to draw her second penis even larger, so that her previous attempt can 'disappear' into it.

She runs a large lap around the field, and finishes by saying that there should now be a giant penis with a small penis inside of it.

Atle gives her a knowing nod, and thanks her for being the person who took responsibility for drawing a dick, as somebody had to.

When her drawing is revealed, the penis looks somewhat less than flaccid, and the smaller one is indiscernible.

Mediocre penis aside, Siri’s writing is impressively legible, and helps her to gain second place.

(Written by Nic Greyson and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by Nic Greyson and adjusted by David Fuller)