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Maria's film about a family

When offered the chance to introduce her film, Maria says that nothing she does will help. Her film is a bit of a mess, and she narrates it at a break-neck pace.

It starts off with a family (doll parents, LEGO children) sitting around giving one another gifts. The man receives a grape, the long-haired child receives a giant bottle of lighter fluid, and the other child receives a small toy car.

A lion then appears in the foreground as the wife’s head does a full 360-degree The Exorcist-style spin. She then turns into a LEGO figure as well, though she has no hair.

The lion eats her husband and children, who all bleed what appears to be strawberry jam as they die. The wife is left as the only survivor.

Maria's film ends with a hand-written end card which reads "Merry Christmas".

Atle looks disturbed and calls it "a bit dark". He says that Maria deserves less, but gives her three points anyway.

(Written by Nic Greyson and edited by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by Nic Greyson and adjusted by David Fuller)

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