Dai fills his shorts with dry goods
Dai makes a point of waiting in the lab until the timer reads ‘420’.
He then leaves the room and can be heard opening and pouring some things, before exclaiming “Oh, my dick!”.
He then returns to the lab with a somewhat slumped posture, awkwardly holding the legs of his shorts closed with his hands.
As the timer reaches zero, he lets go of the legs of his shorts and a cascade of dry goods including pasta and breakfast cereal fall out of them and onto the floor.
He earns second place.
(Written by Will G and proofread by Karl Craven)
(Illustrations collected by JoGo and adjusted by Karl Craven)