Stian’s suspicious powder

Stian says that the thing he considers the best has been scientifically proven to be bad for him, as there are numerous studies and publications that prove it to be so, yet he cannot give it up.

Stian presents a small bag of white powder – which he affirms is actually sugar, and not cocaine.

Stian says that the “white gold” just makes everything better – and continues the drug allusion by licking his pinkie finger and dipping it directly into the bag to test the quality of the product.

Atle awards Stian fourth place.

(Written by Jenny R and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by Jenny R and adjusted by David Fuller)