Karen throws herself onto her balloons

Karen blows up the balloons fairly small so that she doesn’t waste as much time or lung power.

She blows up 17 balloons before adding any faces or naming any of them. She then starts giving them names including Paul, Anthony, Anne, Steve, Violet, and Terry.

As the fans on the ceiling are turned on, all 30 of her inflated balloons are blown off of the table. She half-heartedly mourns some of them, while complaining that they’ll just fall off again if she puts them back on the table.

Near the end of her time, she picks up some of the balloons and falls across them onto the desk, protecting them with her body.

After the whistle is blown, she tries to pop one of the balloons by stepping on it, causing it to accidentally fly upwards and land on the table. This was pretty impressive, but was not counted in her total.

She is given credit for four balloons, and earns last place.

(Written by Will G and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by JoGo and adjusted by Karl Craven)