Dai becomes Mel

Dai thinks for a while before claiming that he and Mel are “physically similar”, and also making a joke about how he could probably pull off Bubbah, but it probably wouldn’t be a good idea (i.e. to use blackface).

He chooses to become Mel, walking through the door wearing a blonde wig and lipstick, a small tube top, a colourful jumper, and a plaid skirt.

‘Mel’ says she’s 6 foot 2 inches, likes netball, and is “quite a big deal” in Australia. When Paul asks what her favourite food is, Dai panics and says “coconut oil”.

He also makes further mention of the Silver Ferns and Southern Sting, both of which are New Zealand netball teams.

He earns 3 points.

(Written by Will G and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by JoGo and adjusted by Karl Craven)