Bubbah pre-mixes her jam and peanut butter

Bubbah returns Paul’s first serve very strongly, but completely misses the table, and concedes the first point. For her first penalty, she puts on a jacket.

After losing the second point, she makes Paul a sandwich.

She then switches to using the old tennis racket, after losing the third point.

She subsequently puts on another jacket and switches to using the tiny table tennis paddle.

She then switches to using the oar and puts on another jacket, which she wears on her front, rather than her back.

When she asks Paul to aim his serve to a particular side of the table, he aims for the opposite side.

She subsequently switches to using the croquet mallet, and decides to move a lot of the jackets she is wearing so that they’re all just hanging on her left arm.

She then switches to using the shovel, by which time she is almost completely covered in jackets.

Her sandwich technique develops, as she keeps on having to make them for Paul, with her eventually pre-mixing the peanut butter and jam, and ripping the crusts off with her hands.

She eventually wins a point against Paul after 17 minutes and 33 seconds, earning fourth place.

(Written by Will G and edited by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by JoGo and adjusted by David Fuller)