Ray and Paul have a friendly game
After Ray asks Paul if they can just have a friendly game, the pair of them make polite small-talk while engaged in a 11-hit rally, which Ray ultimately loses.
He chooses to put on a jacket for his first penalty, before missing the table on the next point and making Paul a sandwich.
He tries to put on another jacket after losing the next point, while almost knocking over the coat rack.
After making another sandwich, he puts on several more jackets, and also switches to using the tennis racket.
He then switches to using the cricket bat, while wearing another jacket over his head.
He subsequently switches to using the shovel, then the tiny table tennis paddle, and then the croquet mallet.
He drapes several more jackets across his back, and makes Paul several more sandwiches, before eventually winning a point after 18 minutes and 23 seconds, which earns him last place.
(Written by Will G and proofread by Karl Craven)
(Illustrations collected by JoGo and adjusted by David Fuller)