Susan, aka Chain Bastard

Susan recalls that a teacher used to call her “Trouble”, but she insists that it was an ironic nickname.

She tells Alex that she wants to have a dangerous nickname instead of a cool one, as she believes she has the “soul of a murderer”.

Susan leads Alex to the lab, where she sits him in a comfy chair and blindfolds him, before informing him that she will no longer speak to him “in a Susan manner” – instead, “Chain Bastard” will be addressing Alex from now on.

When Alex questions why Susan is called Chain Bastard, she replies that he will soon find out – as she removes a pillow from the floor, revealing a long length of heavy chain.

Chain Bastard then chains Alex to the chair before tickling his nose with two very long feathers.

Greg awards Susan fourth place.

(Written by Jenny R and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by Jenny R and adjusted by David Fuller)