Marte’s beer bong

Marte reasons that if someone is going to drink a bottle of bad wine, they don’t care about the taste, and only care about getting drunk. She therefore believes the thing that pairs best with a bottle of bad wine is a beer bong (which she calls a “chugger”), which comes complete with a valve to allow whatever is poured into it to flow or stop.

Marte warns that her prize should not be used for alcoholic beverages. When Tete challenges her claim and asks what its purpose is if not for getting alcohol into one’s system quickly, Marte simply replies that “We do a lot of things that we really shouldn’t do”.

Atle awards Marte last place.

(Written by Jenny R and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by Jenny R and adjusted by David Fuller)