Stian’s internet troll kit

Stian submits his homemade “internet troll kit”, which consists of a chest-mounted laptop and what is effectively an updated design for a beer hat/beer helmet, except that the straws have been attached to the temples of a pair of glasses, and two bottles of wine are held in the pockets of a vest.

Stian takes care to point out that his demonstration is making use of properly bad wine, as they are screw-top bottles. He also uses one bottle of red wine and one bottle of white wine, combining them together in his mouth, through the straws, to create a bad rosé.

Stian has issues setting up his demonstration, but it does eventually work, and he is able to show how he can drink from both bottles and still have both hands free to type on his laptop, to troll people in the comments sections.

Atle awards Stian third place.

(Written by Jenny R and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by Jenny R and adjusted by David Fuller)