Roisin’s cardigan

Roisin brings in a brightly-coloured cardigan with a diamond pattern, which she describes as ‘the most beautiful thing I own’, claiming that she gets stopped in the streets and given more compliments while wearing it than for anything else she wears or has done in her life.

Greg suggests that maybe people are actually deciding to talk to her on the street because she looks like a ‘crazy harlequin’.

A quick opinion poll on the audience seems to indicate that all the women love the garment, and all the men think it’s ‘awful’.

Frank Skinner suggests that it would be a ‘brilliant’ item of clothing for if you needed to hide in a church (referring to its visual similarity to a stained glass window).

Gren ultimately places Roisin fourth in the task.

(Written by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected and adjusted by: Karl Craven)