Sam’s birth certificate

Sam brings in his birth certificate, which has been heavily blurred, on screen, to protect his personal data.

Greg argues that a birth certificate is for adults, and not for the child, while Sam counters that birth certificates are by design (and name) meant for children.

Alex backs up Sam’s argument, pointing out that the birth certificate even says ‘child’ on it, next to Sam’s name. However, Greg sticks to his guns, and challenges Sam to name one instance where he had used his own birth certificate as a child.

Sam apparently can’t come up with a real example, so claims instead that he’d used it to give paper cuts to a bully.

Greg sees through Sam’s lie, and awards him last place.

(Written by Jenny R and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by Jenny R and adjusted by David Fuller)