Sue’s nappy

Sue brings in a nappy, which she says works “beautifully” for adults.

She tells a story about an ex-partner of hers who had eaten a large amount of cheese at a dinner party, one evening, and had subsequently worn an adult nappy to bed, to ensure a “safe evening”.

Greg calls Sue’s story and prize “quite bleak”, but awards her third place.

(Written by Jenny R and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by Jenny R and adjusted by David Fuller)