Phil’s high school diploma

Phil brings in his high school diploma.

He points out that while Tammy’s degree has cost her money, him choosing not to go on to higher education and become an entertainer instead has only made him money.

To rub in his accomplishment, Phil pulls some cash out of his pocket and gives it to Tammy, telling her to use it to pay off some of her university debt. He also turns to the camera and delivers the message to any children watching that degrees are useless, and that they should all get into comedy as a career, instead. When Louis chides his message, Phil revises it to advise children to accomplish their own goals after accomplishing the goals their parents’ have for them first.

Louis isn’t particularly impressed by any of the contestant’s prizes, and initially awards everyone 3 points, but then decides to punish Phil for being a bad example to children, and instead awards him 1 point.

(Written by Jenny R and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by Jenny R and adjusted by David Fuller)