Stian repurposes an exercise bike

Stian wonders what the criteria of a lousy boat would be, and decides that it’s something that doesn’t float, and something that cannot be manoeuvred.

He walks around the grounds of the Kongen Befaler house and finds an exercise bike, which he decides to repurpose as his boat.

All boats need anchors, so Stian makes sure to add one to his, along with a flag and a bowling ball, which he has duct-taped to the handlebars.

At a nearby body of water, Stian dubs his boat the MS Synkehelvete (‘Sinking Hell’), and is eventually able to get it into the water, where – true to its name – it promptly sinks.

In the studio, Atle says that Stian did not make a boat, but Stian argues that an exercise bike in and of itself is an awful boat.

Atle awards Stian last place.

(Written by Jenny R and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by Jenny R and adjusted by David Fuller)