Sue’s toy triceratops

Sue brings in a plush toy she has named Terry the Triceratops.

She explains that it’s actually a replica of one that she made for her niece, as her dog had gotten hold of the original and – as Sue eloquently puts it – “ate the ass out of it”.

As Sue’s niece was so upset by the loss of Terry, Sue had made her another one, even ordering a new voice-box for Terry.

Unfortunately, as is demonstrated in the studio, Terry has the wrong sound effect box inside of him: instead of emitting a dinosaur roar, when his cord is pulled, he lets out a high-pitched meow.

When Greg questions how Terry fulfils the ‘five things’ aspect of the brief, Sue claims that the original Terry had five spines on his back.

Greg calls Sue’s justification “spurious”, but awards her third place.

(Written by Jenny R and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by Jenny R and adjusted by David Fuller)