Christian’s phallic bottle opener

Stealing the words of Marte’s own prize submission pitch, Christian brings in a combination he believes does not fit together: a bottle with a wooden handle carved in the shape of a phallus. He jokes that he’d also purchased it for his teenage son during a trip to Crete.

His phallic bottle opener is smaller and less intricate than Marte’s, but the two are so similar that they likely originated from the same source.

Christian claims that his bottle opener now does not fit the prize task brief, since Marte had already brought in a nearly identical one.

Marte and Christian then compare the sizes of their bottle openers, and Marte jokes about the difference in size (and girth) preferences between her and Christian, which causes a rare break in composure from Olli.

Atle awards Christian first place, mostly due to Christian’s last-minute justification that his item fits even less, with the reveal of Martha’s near-identical item.

(Written by Jenny R and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by Jenny R and adjusted by David Fuller)