Julian’s ugly golden head

Julian prefaces the reveal of his prize submission by telling Greg that his husband has an annual tradition for Julian’s birthday: every year, Julian’s husband will enter a store, ask them what the ugliest thing they have for sale is, and then buy it as Julian’s gift.

Julian this submits one of these ugly gifts from his husband – a golden head – noting that someone backstage had commented that it looked like a beardless Alex Horne.

Greg disputes this resemblance, pointing out that Julian’s golden head has a “normal-width neck”.

Greg awards Julian third place.

(Written by Jenny R and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by Jenny R and adjusted by David Fuller)