Phil’s awful Santa photograph, back with a vengeance

For the third time, Phil submits the picture of his young daughter crying on an unconvincing Santa’s lap, which he had previously submitted as a prize in both episode 2 (as his ‘creepiest, scariest item’) and episode 3 (as his ‘best hairy thing’).

He attempts to justify it by claiming that seeing a Mexican Santa Claus is life-changing, but he is drowned out by Louis and the other contestants calling him lazy.

Louis insists that a fine line exists between call-backs and laziness, which Phil has definitely crossed, and so he awards him last place.

(Written by Jenny R and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by Jenny R and adjusted by David Fuller)