Johan crawls towards victory

Johan chooses the black stilettos. However, as he is quite a large man, they do not fit on his feet at all, and dangle from the balls of his feet.

He appears to use the combination of the fact that the shoes do not fit, as well as a sudden desire to stick to the rules, to his favour: while he slowly crawls along the length of the course, he makes sure to drag the ball of each foot along the ground, to ensure that each ‘step’ of the shoes are counted (and to waste more time).

He stops halfway along the course to quote the Swedish author and public speaker Björn Ranelid, saying “No-one’s ever run this race the way that I’m doing right this moment.”

In the studio, David reveals that Johan had also done some other impressions, during his attempt at the Babben-race.

Johan completes the Babben-race in 3 minutes and 24 seconds, and earns first place.

(Written by Jenny R and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by Jenny R and adjusted by Karl Craven)