Kevin creates a coconut crypto bro

Kevin appears to have created a body for his coconut out of a baby doll, as it has tiny human hands, and is about the same size. It is wearing sports-themed pyjamas, and a black bowtie. His businessman has googly eyes, a surprised open mouth, and either long black hair, or dreadlocks, made out of pipe cleaners. He is also holding up a sign, identifying himself as “Jean-Robert, Homme d’affair de Laval” (‘Jean-Robert, businessman from Laval’, although in French ‘Robert’ and ‘affair’ rhyme; Laval is the largest suburb in Montreal, with a particular economic strength in the technology sector).

Kevin explains that Jean-Robert works in cryptocurrency, and that he isn’t actually in pyjamas – rather, he’s wearing his Casual Friday “pyjama chic” look (hence the bowtie).

When Antoine questions if Jean-Robert’s briefcase is of any use, as Jean-Robert is sitting inside of it, Kevin replies that in cryptocurrency, nothing is what one might think it is. For example, he claims “It’s not a briefcase, it’s an opportunity”, thus coining the episode title.

Louis admits to having equal parts affection for and fear of Jean-Robert, and awards Kevin first place.

(Written by Jenny R and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by Jenny R and adjusted by David Fuller)