Mona’s ashtray holder

Mona claims that everyone knows two things about her: that she enjoys smoking cigarettes and hunting (the cigarette claim is definitely true, but the hunting claim is unverified; Mona is, however, an avid fisher).

Based on these two facts, she says that it was only natural that, after killing a deer, she would turn one of its legs into an ashtray holder.

Mona also claims that when she hunts, she doesn’t actually use a rifle; instead, she simply stands in full drag in the forest, and waits for deer to die of a heart attack when it sees her.

No-one actually believes that Mona has created the ashtray holder, including Louis, who awards her last place.

(Written by Jenny R and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by Jenny R and adjusted by David Fuller)