Phil’s wooden lamp

Phil brings in a wooden lamp that he’d made himself.

He claims that he saw a similar-looking lamp hanging in an architect’s office, and liked the look of it, but when he saw how expensive it actually was, decided that he could make it himself.

Armed with some wood and some YouTube tutorials, Phil says he’d successfully built the lamp, including all of the wiring, and hung it above his dining room table. A photo of the lamp in place is shown as proof of this.

Phil then admits that since he and his girlfriend last moved, she had refused to let him hang it back up.

Louis awards Phil joint second place.

(Written by Jenny R and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by Jenny R and adjusted by David Fuller)