Maria and David get frisky

Maria and David begin by sitting on the porch bench together, staring at the watermelon.

Maria then begins a slow seduction of David, nuzzling at his face and ears. She then moves to undo some of his shirt buttons, before shifting to sit on his lap.

Maria then tells David that she has a dental bridge that may be of interest to him. In order for David to be able to see such intricate work while in their current positions, Maria is forced to lean way back and open her mouth.

It seems that Maria had planned to knock over the plinth while doing this, but had miscalculated how close to the plinth they were sitting. She therefore has to adjust their positions, encouraging David to join her.

As they reposition, they both stumble and crash into the plinth, knocking the watermelon off of it. It cracks open on the porch, but remains largely whole. Unfortunately, Maria forgets to say the required phrase, so she earns only a participation point.

[Note: After the episode aired, show producer Petter Bristav shared in a comment on Reddit that Maria’s seduction of David was the first thing they had filmed together, having met for the first time just five minutes earlier.]

(Written by Jenny R and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by Jenny R and adjusted by Karl Craven)