Sophie's glittery conch

Sophie brings in a conch shell decorated with glitter, which she calls a “glittery conch”. She admits that the phrase sounds a little sexual, and Greg adds that it sounds like something you should go to a doctor for.

Sophie then acknowledges the potentially very revealing nature of the short skirt she is wearing in the studio, stating “you can practically see it tonight”. She shares that she had loved her outfit for the night, when she’d first put it on, but hadn’t realised just how little of her it would cover once she was sitting down.

Regardless of her near wardrobe malfunction, Greg really admires the shell, and decides to award Sophie the full 5 points.

(Written by M3 / Andres Sanchez and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by Jenny R and adjusted by David Fuller)