Nick's surprisingly firm thigh

Nick brings in a ticket that entitles the winner to squeeze his thigh once a month. He then approaches Greg and lets him squeeze one of his thighs.

Greg is genuinely surprised at how firm Nick’s thigh is, calling it a “mighty tree trunk”. When Greg asks Nick how his thigh ended up that way, Nick responds that he just walks very fast.

When Alex questions how Nick and the winner would meet up each month for the scheduled thigh-squeeze, Nick suggests that they’d probably just “meet somewhere central”.

Nick earns 5 points for his thigh-squeezing voucher.

(Written by M3 / Andres Sanchez and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by Jenny R and adjusted by David Fuller)