Joanne flans Greg's face

Joanne decides to flap the flapjack first. She grabs a tennis racquet and lets Alex mark her starting point before sending him to the other end of the garden. She prepares to then flap her flapjack with the tennis racquet, but manages to hit it into the net to her left, and so it doesn’t travel far, much to her frustration.

Joanne flicks her flip-flop second. Using bungee cords and a cable tie, she attaches the flip-flop to a set of wheels and ‘flicks’ it down the driveway. As it rolls down the slope, she cheers it on, saying “Come on you bastard!”. However, during its travel, the bungee cords cause friction with the wheels, making the whole thing veer left and stop abruptly on the lawn.

For her flan-flipping, Joanne puts the flan onto the tennis racquet and then decides to aim it at the statue of Greg. As she flips it, most of the custard hits Greg’s face and throne, with the crust smashing to pieces upon impact.

In the studio, Greg says that he thinks there should be more sportspeople who say “Come on you bastard!” during play.

Joanne’s final measurement is 197 pigeons (19.7 metres), and she is awarded 3 points.

(Written by M3 / Andres Sanchez and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by Jenny R and adjusted by David Fuller)