Sophie’s beatboxing puppet-wolf-woman

Sophie enters the living room carrying the mannequin in front of her, which is wearing a green morph suit, Sophie’s coat, a dog mask, a pink feather boa, and a party hat. Sophie puppeteers the mannequin from behind and introduces her as ‘Wolfy’ who’s 36 years old, a Scorpio, and looking for love.

When Alex asks Wolfy if she has any hidden talents, she claims to be “a very good dancer for a puppet woman wolf”. After Alex asks to see Wolfy dance, Sophie manoeuvres Wolfy’s arms back and forth, before tilting the mannequin around a bit. Wolfy also claims to be able to beatbox, and then provides a decent demonstration of that for Alex.

When Alex states that he can’t believe Wolfy has been single for so long, she tells him to stop flirting, and then leaves the room.

In the studio, Greg summarises Sophie’s attempt as “a beatboxing puppet-wolf-woman”. When Sophie challenges Greg to name something more alive than a beatboxing wolf, Greg suggests “an ashtray?”.

Overall Greg admits that he’d enjoyed Sophie’s attempt, but says it was “so shit”. Sophie attempts to enlist support from the audience for Wolfy, but Greg insists that he won’t be swayed by public opinion, and awards her 2 points.

(Written by M3 / Andres Sanchez and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by Jenny R and adjusted by David Fuller)