Patrice musically pulls off ‘unconstitutionally’

Patrice’s five chosen ‘long’ words are ‘anticonstitutionnellement’ (unconstitutionally; this takes nearly half his time just to write), ‘rhododendron’, ‘ribouldingue’ (bender), ‘statut quo’ (status quo; though since this is two words, it is combined into ‘statu_quo’), and ‘Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat’.

Patrice writes lyrics to the tune of Deck the Halls. The translated lyrics to his song are as follows:

It’s December 25th.
A very merry Christmas at Pat’s.
We embrace under the mistletoe.
But we don’t have any, so it’s under the rhododendron.
We celebrate Christmas, or we don’t.
It’s just as well, maintaining the status quo.
The elves behave like rascals.
You’d think they were on a bender.
The snowflakes fall and swirl,
Unconstitutionally.
It’s December 25th.
A very merry Christmas at Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat’s.

Patrice’s video shows him singing outside of a festively decorated house, as though he were Christmas carolling.

Louis awards Patrice’s impressive effort second place.

(Written by Jenny R and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by Jenny R and adjusted by David Fuller)