Pier-Luc’s un-sensual sensual song

Pier-Luc’s five chosen ‘sensual’ words are ‘langue’ (tongue), ‘fesse’ (ass), ‘douceur’ (tenderness), ‘salive’ (saliva), and ‘chuchotement’ (whisper).

Pier-Luc writes lyrics to the tune of O Come, All Ye Faithful although, as he does not seem to be particularly musical, he completely loses the tune midway through his song.

The translated lyrics to his song are as follows:

It’s Christmas Day.
I only want one thing:
A little tenderness,
And for no one to die.
Dinner is served.
Control your saliva, Sylvie.
The turkey is a little dry.
Add some sauce to its ass.
I was just under the mistletoe with Solange.
Too bad she used her tongue.
But I’ll tell her, with a whisper,
That she should take a step back.

Pier-Luc’s video features him singing in the doorway of a room, standing beneath a sprig of mistletoe (though it is often out of sight).

In the studio, before his video is shown, Pier-Luc (accurately) sums up his performance: “each song had its flaws, but mine has all the flaws.”

Ruling that “the effort was there, but the result wasn’t”, Louis awards Pier-Luc joint third place.

(Written by Jenny R and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by Jenny R and adjusted by David Fuller)