Episode 9: I just have to piss
![Image of the title card at the start of this episode, showing a task brief with the show title, 'Kongen Befaler', and the episode title, 'Jeg må bare pisse' ['I just have to piss'], on a wooden desk. At the edges of the image, part of a typewriter keyboard and a stack of leather-bound books can be seen. Image of the title card at the start of this episode, showing a task brief with the show title, 'Kongen Befaler', and the episode title, 'Jeg må bare pisse' ['I just have to piss'], on a wooden desk. At the edges of the image, part of a typewriter keyboard and a stack of leather-bound books can be seen.](/images/episodes/kongen_befaler_09_09_framed.png)
Episode synopsis
In this episode, the contestants must bring in something they’re not able to use up, travel as far as possible while staring at a helmet-mounted camera, hide from Olli within the lab, create two seconds of footage for the title sequence, and blindly reach and press a red button.
Title context
Jonis Josef says “I just have to piss” while relieving himself in a hedge to ease his nerves, before attempting a back-flip during the ‘Create two seconds of footage for the title sequence’ task.
Taskmaster Intro
A warm welcome to Kongen Befaler and the Drammen theatre, also known as 'the Dream theatre'. Why is it called 'the Dream theatre'? Because this is the only place where it is possible to achieve the dream of winning... a bust in gold... of me.
Assistant Intro
And by my side sits the man of your dreams, if bearded men with Finnish ancestry, tape measures, and stopwatches are your cup of tea: Olli Wermskog.
Taskmaster's Sign-off
And remember: Life is an obstacle course, but the obstacles are primarily in your head.
Note: Atle is referencing the phantom obstacles from the live task at the end of the episode.
Episode stats

Points Awarded
75

Disquals
1
Episode scores
Subtitles
The following episode subtitle files are available for download.
- English Credit: msbtvxq
- Norwegian Credit: Randi Stangebye (LinQ Media Group)