Episode 1: 9 x 7

Episode synopsis

In this series premiere, the contestants must bring in a very soft thing which would be most beneficial for Greg Davies, honk a horn, roll an object onto a target, do something that sounds disgusting but which is actually really nice, and try to end up on their spot while obeying Greg’s instructions.

Title context

Alex Horne says “Nine times seven” during scoring of the ‘Do something that sounds disgusting but is actually really nice’ task.

Taskmaster Intro

Hello! Thank you. Welcome to Taskmaster, a set of challenges presided over by a temperamental dictator. It’s a sort of upbeat North Korea, and I’m Kim Jong-Fun.

Assistant Intro

And next to me, a man who I once thought I saw riding on the back of a baby elephant with a tiny trunk, to discover he simply had no trousers on. It’s… little Alex Horne!