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Episode 2: Cows are made of milk

Photo looking up at a task brief attached to a small pink umbrella, hanging from the foliage of a flowering laburnum tree (referencing the 'Take the most surprising thing out of this bag' task), with the episode title, 'Cows are made of milk', superimposed on it.
Air date:
18/09/2025
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Episode synopsis

In this episode, the contestants must bring in the object that is hardest to describe, identify Alex’s five things with one sense, remove the most flour from a tray using their superpowers, take the most surprising thing out of a bag, and guess how many things Alex has on him.

Episode notes

The final episode scoreboard features photos of the contestants’ ducks from the ‘Remove the most flour from the tray using your superpowers’ task, in place of their usual portraits.

Title context

Ania Magliano suggests that “cows are made of milk” during studio discussion of her attempt at the ‘Identify Alex’s five things with one sense’ task.

Image of the final scoreboard, which features photos of the contestants’ ducks from the ‘Remove the most flour from the tray using your superpowers’ task, in place of their usual portraits.

Taskmaster Intro

Hello. Thank you, thank you. Welcome to Taskmaster, the great leveller. Comedians come with their plaudits and their impressive careers and achievements, and soon realise that, in this arena, they’re just people, simply humans taking on life’s challenges. Which throws up the question I get asked in the street all the time: ‘Will we, the members of the public, ever get to be on the show?’. No, not on my watch. Why? I simply don’t want you on it. Ever. Leave it! Line drawn. Let’s move on. Let’s meet the people who deserve to be here.

Assistant Intro

And next to me, a lover, a fighter, a bit of a biter. He’s got a wonky tooth and his hair’s got much whiter... it’s little Alex Horne.

Official episode video

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Official podcast video

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Official podcast episode

Episode stats

Points Awarded
69
Disquals
5
Assignment Type
Solo
4
80%
Team
1
20%
Special
0
0%
Split
0
0%
Tie-Break
0
0%
Task Format
Prize
1
20%
Filmed
3
60%
Homework
0
0%
Live
1
20%
Judgment Type
Objective
3
60%
Subjective
2
40%
Combination
0
0%
Unjudged
0
0%
No. of Task Briefs
Single
4
80%
Multiple
1
20%
Task Originality
Original
4
80%
Adapted
1
20%

Subtitles

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