Andy’s flexible storage toilet

Andy brings in a toilet, describing it as a “very flexible storage device”.

After Greg asks him “What are you storing in it, you weirdo?”, images are shown on the screen of the contents of the bowl (a plastic lobster, a cricket ball, a set of pool balls, a calculator, a magic wand, and a copy of the 1982 version of the Wisden Cricketers Almanack), and the “prime storage area” of the cistern (a set of folders labelled ‘Motivational poems’, ‘Legal cases (pending)’, ‘TM contestants’ weaknesses’, ‘World domination plans’, and ‘Non-disclosure agreements’; two of his previous prize submissions in the form of a bottle of the elixir of eternal life and a bottle of ‘Mosquit-eau’ brand aftershave; a selection of coloured pens; and a fabric model of the 19th-century cricketer W.G. Grace.

Greg awards Andy 4 points.

(Written by Karl Craven and proofread by M3 / Andres Sanchez)

(Illustrations collected and adjusted by: David Fuller)