Hayley chooses to interpret ‘fantasy’ in both ways
When Hayley spins the wheel, it lands on the genre of ‘Fantasy’. She ponders whether she should interpret this as the type of fantasy with elves, or the kind of stuff that she fantasises about. She then apparently decides to go with both.
Her trailer begins with a voice-over, saying “Once upon a time in Faydale, where a myriad of creatures once roamed free, a weary fairy and a travelling beast form one of the deepest relationships of all time.” We see the beast’s big red feet walking through the woods, and Hayley running through the woods dressed as a fairy. Paul is revealed to be playing the part of the beast, who is wearing a straw hat and a headband with ears on top of it.
The beast approaches Hayley, who is sitting in the trailer, and asks her what she is selling. She responds that if he wants to see, he has to come inside. When the beast says that he has little money, the fairy suggests that he may be able to pay in other ways. When he admits that he has literally no money, the fairy suggests that “Perhaps you could instead BLEEP me. BLEEP me. Shove it in BLEEP. BLEEP up the BLEEP, and then I’ll BLEEP you BLEEP, then you can BLEEP, and I have one of those.” After the beast passively agrees to her X-rated proposal, Hayley throws her silk scarf towards him and tells him to hold on.
A title screen appears, as the voice-over announces “The Lust of the Fairies – a tale of love, betrayal, and an unexpected pregnancy.” We then see the trailer rocking back and forth as the two creatures do unspeakable things to each other.
After their erotic encounter has finished, the beast asks the fairy if he will ever see her again, and she says she doesn’t know, adding “If my father finds out I literally BLEEP the living BLEEP out of a travelling beast, he’ll never forgive me.” We then hear the father say “You are no daughter of mine!” and Hayley urges the beast to leave, so Paul runs off through the forest.
After the voice-over announces “A weary fairy and a travelling beast face a father’s wrath for love.”, we see Hayley in the trailer stating that she is pregnant, and then throwing up.
In the studio, Hayley claims that she is disappointed that it had been bleeped. Jeremy says that it was a great story, and admits that he’d gotten a bit hot under the collar.
Hayley earns 4 points for her erotic fantasy trailer.
(Written by JoGo and proofread by Karl Craven)
(Illustrations collected by JoGo & Will G and adjusted by David Fuller)
