Abby gets explicit about dairy

When Paul asks Abby if she has a favourite food group, she says that sugar is not part of the pyramid, noting that if you don’t do drugs, it’s the next best thing.

She chooses dairy from the food pyramid, and then laughs as she suggests that if she exclusively uses the C-word in her rap, they won’t be able to broadcast anything she says.

Abby’s rap video follows on from Tom’s. She is wearing dark glasses and spends the entire video sitting in various positions beneath the desk in the study, with a glass of milk. The (heavily censored) lyrics to her rap are as follows:

This song goes all-out
This is pilgrim girl.
This goes out to all the cows.
(Bleep! Bleep! Bleep!) dairy.
(Bleep! Bleep! Bleep! Bleep!) dairy.
(Bleep! Bleep!) dairy, delicious cheese.
Delicious cottage cheese.
(Bleep! Bleep! Bleep! Bleep!) cream.
(Bleep! Bleep! Bleep! Bleep!) cottage cheese.
(Bleep!) sour cream, cream, delicious.
(Bleep! Bleep!) DAIRY!

In the studio, Jeremy notes that the last image of the series is Abby under a desk, swearing and saying “cottage cheese”. Although he decides that no-one deserves just 1 point, he awards Abby just 2, since he could only hear a few of the words.

(Written by JoGo and proofread by Karl Craven)