Fern feels productive

Here's a description of the contestant's attempt. Someone's probably working on collecting some images to illustrate it.

Fern starts out by sharing that she used to work in her dad's office, and he had docked some of her wages because she laminated her love letters to her then boyfriend. In studio, she says that she thought laminating them showed that she really meant what she'd written in the letters. She fits multiple signs on each page of paper and uses the paper cutter to separate them, once laminated. She comments during the process that she feels very productive, "even though this is very silly". Her signs include the instructions 'Turn your phone to silent', 'Leave your husband' (which she does not remember typing), 'Warm your bum' (three times, somehow), 'Eat 25g fibre a day starting from now', 'Breathe', 'Run', and 'Poo in your pants'. She earns second place, based on the number of signs distributed.

(Written by Karl Craven)