John gets distracted by fonts

Here's a description of the contestant's attempt. Someone's probably working on collecting some images to illustrate it.

John gets somewhat distracted by the variety of fonts available to him, and apparently decides that he's going to use as many of them as possible. He uses Georgia, a Western-style font, Jokerman, and (fatally) Wingdings. His seven signs, each of which use a full sheet of A4, include the instructions 'Don't sit down', 'Bum's only' (in Wingdings), 'Alex's seat', and 'The joker mans seat' (in Jokerman). He earns last place, based on the number of signs distributed.

(Written by Karl Craven)