Ante serenades himself

Here's a description of the contestant's attempt. Someone's probably working on collecting some images to illustrate it.

Ante recites his serenade instead of singing it.

The translated version of the lyrics are as follows:

Hey Ante, you fatal man. I'd take you to the movies on Wednesday, because it's cheaper. Your anxiety knocks me off of my feet, and so does the fact that you have no idea how to do yoga. I love how you look me in the eye and don't give a shit about me. You are the love of my life, and I will always be your Lassie. PS. [I put some] stuffed peppers in your bag.

Ante writes his serenade in 18 minutes and earns third place.

(Written by Jenny R and proofread by Karl Craven)