Igor serenades himself

Here's a description of the contestant's attempt. Someone's probably working on collecting some images to illustrate it.

Igor recites his serenade instead of singing it.

His serenade rhymes in the original Croatian. The translated version of the lyrics are as follows:

I know there is no one better than you as I write this serenade on the toilet. I'm always there for you. Everyone else is irrelevant. My heart beats only for you, because I am you. Feelings break like twigs in a whirlwind of desolation. If only I knew foreign languages, I would recite this to you in Russian. Because of you, the nights are sleepless. You're not getting old. Because of you, I drink brandy like water. Iggy, why do you do this to me? How do I return love for that crazy head of yours? Because of you, the girls cry, but it is only in [judicial? romantic?] court. You are as good to me as aged wine, or a young virgin. Because of you, I shit, Mara shits, Nada shits.

[Note: 'srati Nada' means 'Nada shits', but it sounds like 'serenade'].

Igor uses all of his allotted time to write his serenade, and wins the task.

(Written by Jenny R and proofread by Karl Craven)