Episode 9

Episode synopsis

In this episode the contestants must bring in the best liquid, have as much fun as possible (and then exactly recreate that fun), write an adult bedtime story, serenade themselves, do something which looks impressive in reverse, and play a game of word table tennis.

Taskmaster Intro

Good evening, and welcome to Direktor Svemira. I'm Ivan Šarić. Welcome to the show. This is a show where you forget about your problems, and we laugh at other people's problems. They performed my silly tasks for months, and now they will get absolutely worthless points. This is the penultimate episode, and I want to greet these wonderful people. Let's introduce them.

Contestant Intros

We called her to calm the situation, but she aggravated it: Ana Begic Tahiri!

Let us now greet one of the 12 people in his head: Enio Mestrovic!

She sings like a sparrow, but is stubborn like... a... kitten. Lidija Bacic!

Note: In the original Croatian, 'Bacic' and the word for 'sparrow' rhyme, so Ivan was searching for another word that rhymed. Ana suggested 'kitten', which also rhymed, so that's what he went with.

From the capital of Herzegovina... Zagreb... Igor Drljo is here!

Note: Zagreb is actually the Croatian capital.

The Split comedian is also with us: Ante Popovic Volaric!

Assistant Intro

With me here, as always, my personal assistant, Luka Petrusic. One applause.

Taskmaster's Sign-off

We learned a lot. We learned that bad grandmothers skateboard. We have learned you need to love yourself, because you are always by your side. And that you need to enter yourself, to feel yourself. But first and foremost, we learned that you should never invite Bega to play ping pong.

Note: Ana 'Bega' Begic Tahiri sat on the edge of the ping pong table at the end of the live task in this episode, and broke it.