Lars makes a false claim about his own balls

Lars initially tries to get the band to play the Pink Panther theme tune, so he can sing his name to it, but they point out that this tune has already been composed.

His final song consists of the band playing a couple of chords and singing his name over and over for a while, before the drummer kicks in and the tune becomes more lively.

At that point, Lars descends the stairs, speaking the words:

He is tall, he is bald
He's missing half of his balls
Hello!

The band then ends the song by singing "Welcome to Lars!" in harmony.

In the studio, when Bård questions his choice of lyrics, Lars admits that he is actually not missing half of his balls.

Bård awards him second place for his effort.

(Written by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected and adjusted by: Nic)